Two Ugly Mutts & One Psycho Kitty

Chica
Chica (aka "fatty ass") is a purebred American Bulldog. She is a bitch and she knows it. Chica is her daddy's little baby girl, is spoiled rotten and thinks she is a human. Fortunately she is also the best cuddler ever and will happily lick your entire body from head to toe if you let her. Chica's duties include sleeping, sleeping, sleeping and doing a great Kujo immitation every so often when a leaf hits the window next to "her" couch. She is the proud momma of one psycho kitty (see below).

Jack
We adopted Jack in 2007 from the Franklin County Animal Shelter. He's a mutt, most likely some combination of Rotweiler, Black Lab and German Shepherd. We're told he's about 5 years old. Jack is a big guy and weighs about 80 lbs. His duties include guarding the farm, herding the chickens, chasing the barn cats and cleaning up any red squirrels our neighbor was lucky enough to fend off from his bird feeders. He also does a great impression of a lap dog.

Artemis the Pyscho Kitty
Artemis was given to us by a neighbor at 8 weeks old. There must be something in the water up there, because she is just a strange, strange kitty. Actually she is pretty sure she's a dog. When she first came home, she had only been weaned that day, and immediately crawled up under Chica's belly and began trying to nurse. Chica was perplexed, but ever since that day has treated Artemis like her own. Artemis likes to rough house with the dogs and they just let her. She loves to jump on Chica, bite her muzzle and sink her claws into Chica's face. Chica is just a peach, she sits there and bares it. If Artemis only knew....